A very old lady looked in the mirror one morning. She had three remaining hairs on her head, and being a positive soul, she said, ‘I think I’ll braid my hair today.’ So she braided her three hairs, and she had a great day.
Some days later, looking in the mirror one morning, preparing for her day, she saw that she had only two hairs remaining. ‘Hmm, two hairs… I fancy a centre parting today.’ She duly parted her two hairs, and as ever, she had a great day.
A week or so later, she saw that she had just one hair left on her head. ‘One hair huh…,’ she mused, ‘I know, a pony-tail will be perfect.’ And again she had a great day.
The next morning she looked in the mirror. She was completely bald.
‘Finally bald huh,’ she said to herself, ‘How wonderful! I won’t have to waste time doing my hair any more..’